Relationship Rules for the Masses.

These rules are for Men and Women alike.
1. You cannot demand that someone drop all of their friends just because they are of the opposite sex. Women need understanding men to talk to when your being an asshole and men need a woman to stroke his ego and tell him the woman is in the wrong when we are PMSing it.

2. Do NOT ever tell your s/o, (significant other) they have to do something without asking nicely. Me being who i am would either tell you to go to hell or just do the total opposite. Your just asking to beat your head up against a brick wall..

3. Don't treat us like we are not smart enough to understand what you want from us. We only play dumb just to see how far you will go with it.

4. If your S/O is still friends with his or her ex BF/GF dont make a big deal about it. The more fuss you make the more your going to drive us to ask them (the ex) what is your problem. You dont want us to contact them then don't give us a reason to.

5. Please.... DO NOT throw them up in our faces either. So and so used to do this, well hell then go back and let them do it some more.

6. Jealousy is not something you try to use to make someone want you more. As with me, that shit will just back fire in your face. Ask my ex. He tried it and i started dating someone else. His loss...

7. Games are just that. You do something to play with someone else. With all games there are rules. Its when you dont follow the rules you wind up losing the game.

8. If your looking for a friend with benifits PLEASE tell us up front so we know your rules and we can adjust accordingly. We do not like our hearts broke and neither do you.

9. If you fuck up, just admit it. No matter what way you go its all going to blow up in your face sooner or later.

Just had to say it.